I am sad. Ty Murray is in big trouble this week on Dancing With The Stars. He was awful last night and really showed that he cannot dance. I am not sure what happened for those three weeks when he was good, but the last two have been painful and I think he is finished tonight. He made it a lot farther than I ever thought he would! Good for him!
So last night, I felt like I was watching a soft porn show more suited for Cinemax than ABC as there was so much skin showing on everyone. The guys all had bare chests and the women were showing off their midsections at a record pace. Of course, Andrew thought this was the best week ever for DWTS except he wanted to see the women with bare chests and the men with the bare midsections, but I digress.
The highlight or lowlight in Chuck's case was the outfit worn by Chuck and Julianne. Julianne looked like a pole dancer and then their steamy dance did not help anything. I agreed with Len that it was too hot and looked like it should be in the bedroom more than the ballroom. Chuck, on the other hand, should lose his man card as my friend Kathleen texted me last night. He was wearing a lace shirt! I couldn't even look at him (and he is really hot so that must mean I really hated the shirt). I am sure his redneck, country music fans were wondering what team he is on after that outfit and his fan base was cut in half with that shirt. I don't expect him to wearing that with wranglers anytime soon.
Tony and Melissa's outfits were also unforgettable. Melissa's did not leave much to the imagination, while Tony looked like a big thing of cotton candy with the pink and yellow flowing shirt and sequence. Wow...you have to be pretty secure in your manhood to wear that.
And Edyta's legwarmers...I was surprised Andrew even saw those since she was wearing barely anything else.
As for the Dancing last night...the couples I picked for my pool (Melissa and Lil Kim) got the highest scores so I am right back in the hunt for the title after a dismal week. Melissa was good. Lil Kim was fun, but she made a ton of mistakes. I thought the 10s were way to high. Len was right on giving them 8s.
Shawn and Mark were great. I really hope they win! She looked beautiful and there is no way she is only 17. Gilles and Cheryl were a little wild. I think the music they had to use was not good for a jive (why do they do that to the couples?), but they were all over the place. Chuck and Julianne were good, but just a little too lovey-dovey for me.
Steve-O was awful, but he has such a fan base that I think he will be safe. Andrew also thinks that Lacey is really hot this year. She has lost a lot of weight and looks fantastic. Lawrence and Edyta were OK - much better than they had been all season.
So that leaves Ty and Chelsea and I think the rodeo is going to be finished for this cowboy.
Gotta "go,go,go,"
Reagan's mom
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