After six months of waiting, Dancing with the Stars finally was back on the air. The season got off to a great start last night with the professionals' opening dance. They were incredible. After that, I was really fired up for the night. Unfortunately, my excitement did not last long as the celebrity dancers did not live up to my expectations.
After last season, and seeing how good everyone was in Week 1, I was hoping to see more of the same this time, but much to my disappointment that did not happen. Honestly, there were only four people who I thought did well - Jason Taylor, Mario, Pricilla Presley and Kristi Yamaguchi - and only Kristi Yamaguchi was great.
Here is a quick recap of the stars and their first dances:
Penn Gillettte - awkward...he looked liked a bumbling giant although I was glad they did add some magic into the act. He will not be around long and maybe even gone the first week.
Jason Taylor - Of course I waited six months to see him and my dog decided that he needed to go out right when he danced and just could not wait. I missed the whole thing and had to watch it on You Tube this morning. He was better than I thought he would be, but he is absolutely gorgeous so he will stay around for a long time.
Mario - It was a hip-hop Cha-Cha. He can move, but he needs to develop the ballroom style and not depend on his hip hop moves. Even though he is unknown by the fans, he is personable and attractive. He will be around for a while.
Steve Guttenburg - He was bad, but he has this great personality and is truly excited to be there. He will stick around for a few weeks - maybe by week 4 or 5 he will be gone.
Christian - Good looking, but just average in dancing. No one knows who he is so he might be one of the first to go, but I think because he was not terrible and his looks, he will stick around a little longer than the first week.
Adam Carolla- Terrible...and he confirmed my whole conspiracy theory plot when he said they would be voted off soon so that Julianne could promote her country album come April. The problem is Julianne is such a fan favorite that I think people might vote for them just so they can see her. Here is where the conspiracy theory will prove true. One awkward moment in the show was when they asked Helio how he felt about Julianne dancing with someone else. His answer was very weird.
Shannon Elizabeth - She was OK, but I really expected more from her. She will be on for a long time, but she needs to get better. She is very pretty and he long legs will buy her some votes.
The Hairspray girl - She has a lot of energy, but she really did not get to show off much of her dancing ability. I think she will become a fan favorite because of her spunk and her non-size 2 body.
Monica Seles - She got the lowest scores of anyone. I thought they scored her too low as she was not as bad as they said, but she is definitely going to be the first woman to go. She looked scared to death - like a deer in the headlights. She did look absolutely beautiful.
Kristi Yamaguchi - There is no doubt that she is going to win. She was beautiful, graceful and very elegant - just like when she skated. I also think that everyone has heard of her and will be a very popular choice. I could live with that as it is very obvious that they are trying to get a female winner this year based on the lack of talent on the men's side.
Marlee Matlin - She was absolutely beautiful and did amazing considering she cannot hear the music. I think she will stick around for a while.
Pricilla Presley - She was the surprise of the night. She was elegant and really very good. She even looked OK tonight - which is saying a lot since I think she had too much collagen injected into her face. I think people wanted her to do well and she did. She might stick around a lot longer than I originally thought she would.
Here is my predicted order of finish as of week 1 - the top people will be the first to go with the champion at the bottom.
Week 1: Penn and Monica
Week 2: Adam
Week 3: Christian
Week 4: Hairspray girl
Week 5: Steve
Week 6: Marlee
Week 7: Pricilla
Week 8: Shannon
Week 9: Mario
Second Place: Jason Taylor
Champion: Kristi Yamaguchi
Gotta "go, go, go,"
Reagan's mom